Batphone

I want an interesting synonym

To describe this thing

That you say we're all grandfathered in

I'll use the search engine (we've got much to discuss)

Too much to discuss over a bucket of balls

I can recall the glow of your low beams

It's the big night in Tinsel City

Life became a spectator sport

I launch my fragrance called "Integrity"

I sell the fact that I can't be bought

Have I told you all about the time that I got sucked into a hole

Through a hand held device?

I will flashback now and again, but I'm usually alright

Thankfully, the process has been simplified

Since the last time you tried

I've recognized the glow of your low beams numerous times

I'll be by the Batphone, if you need to get a hold

Makin' a selection, openin' credits roll

Panoramic windows lookin' out across your soul

You go in through the door

Vengeance Trilogy wallpaper walls

They have re-decorated it all

They've changed all the lights, and the bar's down the side

I've recognised the glow of your low beams numerous times

Through fairly opaque blinds in the sitting room

Vehicles will pass by, but I know when it's you

I'll be in a nose dive in my flying shoes

Right behind your closed eyes like a memory from your youth

I'll be by the Batphone, if you need to get a hold

Makin' a selection, openin' credits roll

Killer Pink Flamingos, computer controlled

Panoramic windows lookin' out across your soul