Dirty Old Man

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

I like to get hammered

On Friday night

Sometimes I can't wait

So Monday's alright

It's a battle with the bottle

I'll win it alright

But I lost another round

In the bar last night

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

Yeah, I'm gonna get fired

For drinkin' on the job

Got caught with the boss's wife

In the parking lot

I'm gonna get killed

For doin' this again

But I just can't help it

It's under my skin

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

I'm gonna get hammered

And do it again

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

Got a bag of frozen peas

I use on my knees

I injured from beggin'

And tryin' to please

If you believe that

I'm losing my fat

Got a workout program

And a new rubber mat

I'm a dirty old man

I do what I can

Tryin' to make a livin'

I'm a dirty old man

I'm a dirty old man