Missionary Man

I was born an original sinner

I was born from original sin

If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin

My mama told me good, my mama told me strong

She said, "Be true to yourself and you can't go wrong"

But there's just one thing that you gotta understand

You can fool with your brother

But don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man, woo!

Well, the missionary man, he's got God on his side

He's got saints and apostles backing up from behind

Black eyed looks from those Bible books

He's a man with a mission, got a serious mind

There was a woman in the jungle, a monkey on a tree

The missionary man, he was following me

He said, "Stop what you're doing, get down on your knees"

"Got a message for you that you better believe" (believe, believe)

Hey, yeah!

Come on

Oh, come on

(Don't mess with a missionary man)

No, no, don't do it

(Don't mess with a missionary man)

Hey, hey, hey, yeah

I was born an original sinner (ooh-ooh)

I was born from original sin, yeah

If I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done

There'd be a mountain of money

Yeah

Missionary man (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Missionary man (yeah)

Missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man (whoa)

Missionary man

Don't you mess with a missionary man (missionary man)

(Oh-oh) missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man (oh)

Don't mess with a missionary man (no, no, no, no)

Missionary man (oh, don't mess with the man)

Missionary man (oh, yeah)

Missionary man

Don't mess with a missionary man (no, no)

Don't mess with a missionary man (hey, yeah)