Queen Of My Double Wide Trailer

Well, I met her out at Murphy's restaurant

She said, she was fresh from the farm

And I remember thinkin' for a country girl

That she went pretty well armed

We sat there talkin' by the lobster tank

I ordered her a slow gin fizz

And when them chicken fried steaks arrived

She said, "I like living like this"

So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck

Now she's run off, and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck

Well, a few nights later I run into her

With some stranger on a park bench

She said, "He rebuilds engines and his name is Earl

He's the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench"

I whispered, "Honey, let's just go on home

And have some onion rings and watch TV"

And as I walked her to the truck

Earl was cryin', "Don't you leave me"

I told him, "This is the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck

Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

I said, "This is the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck

Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

I said, "This is the queen of my double wide trailer

With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck

Sometimes she runs and I've got to trail her

Dang her black heart and her pretty red neck"

Oh, she's the queen

She's the queen