My Drinking Club (feat. Young Mugzi)

Step right up!

From the east to the west, from the north to the south

Sign up right'ere, your scheduled member*************p

To the drinkin club

Uhh...

*chorus*

They got you soaked (that's right)

I see your cup up (drink it to em)

Let's get drunk

And get my fortune out of my drinking club

E-40 in the c-l-i-c

Stuck up in the house, party top celebrity

Burpin and gurpin, gelchin the bourbon, lurkin around

I'm seein all kinda broads, from outta town

Uhh, top hots, tycoons, big cheeses

Plus the perpetual jahahnjawel priestess

Homies and lurkers and things like that up under the vertical shade

Rovers in lamborghinis swimming pink bikinis, lingerie

Tryin to knock her big ass by all bus lights on fridays

If you're not a member of my drinking club, sideways

What kind of mother****ing perculatoins you niggaz got

Up in the refridgerator?

Who wanna join my drinkin club, sign up the legislature

Might not know how to read and write but i do know how to count money

You can call me lieutenant ****ing a hoe but all the ruskie runny

You can dip but don't screw up, speakers on sub

Beat your ass, my drinking club

*chorus w/ variations* 2x

I got you perved on some of the righteous, who's the tightest

I'm down with pipes fifth and gallons of the finest nitrous

Oh girl now pass the joint to the ****ing big head

Where i hear about your scheamin but the rotations i don't jinn

Who dog sin? big fin is what i'm rollin

You know how i do, i got bunny boo boo grippin and totin

Fools be pimpin, we guaranteed to have you spittin

Bobcat tight, while i'm pullin secure out my linen

I'm nothin but a baller, alkaholic niggas pop my collar

Tearin down ****ing walls in your mother****ing daughter

M-o-s, s-i-e

M-u-g, and k-i-v

Always to' with e-4-0

Hit the air like cubes by a liquor store

Mother****ers better know, we gets down like that

Straighten up, beer mugs, my drinking cup nigga!

*chorus w/ variations* 2x

So damn deep, i can't call it

I guess i'm just an alkaholic

Huh, dagnabbit, doggonit

Ya hillside hillbilly vomit

Back and forth to the bathroom constantly

All the actors gather up, and watch me

Get super twisted highly afflicted every day a cherry

Go on my body and throw up on the bartender

Pull out a wad of money, ballers up to par

Treat the whole party, by buyin up the bar

Sharp pain and orange juice got my moose up

Stainless artichokes, tequila poppes, medusas

Better prepare myself for the upset stomach, ohhh

Stop by the m.p. on the way home and pick up a bottle of pepto-bismol

Step right up now last call for alcohol

Get your hurricane gorilla member here ya monsters

That's right, cause when me and my mother****ing entourage

Get together and we come back from a mother****ing concert

And the afterpaty jumpin off, i wanna see id's, we got video cameras

We checkin all you bastards under 21 or under 18 or whatever however

Ya understand that? you better have your member*************p card

If you wanna come join my mother****ing drinkin club, understand that nigga?

A: it's the drinkin club, we gets to' back main

Once you drink with us, you won't be the same

The drinkin club, we can't slow down main

We're gonna drink you all, we got a monster pit

That's right

B: i wanna get high, i wanna get loaded

And tuck, throw up, and drink again

Repeat a, first line of b, then chorus 5x (e-40 talking throughout)