Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high

Ain't nothing more American than Mama's apple pie

I believe in love, I believe in peace

But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East

I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact

And I believe that Jesus is coming back

Before she does

I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest

The taxman and the Devil share the same address

I believe don't start if you're gonna quit

I believe in keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick

I believe dogs are better than cats

And I believe that Jesus is coming back

Before she does

There's absolutely, positively

No doubt in my mind

That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't

And she's really gone this time

I believe that cold, cold beer

Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere

I believe hard work really makes the man

But everyone should wet a line every now and then

I believe it's best to pay in cash

And I believe that Jesus is coming back

Before she does[Chorus]

There's absolutely, positively

No doubt in my mind

That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't

And she's really gone this time

Yeah, I believe she was a real good thing

Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?

I believe she meant it the night she packed

And said Jesus is coming back

Before she does

Before she does

Before she does

Yeah