Storm in a Teacup

"Oh good god in Heaven Almighty

Heavens to Murgatroyd, we've got a cataclysmic situation developing

Somebody get down here now

Come on, come on, baby

Let me show you what I'm talkin' about

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

You try to be a lady, but you're walkin' like a sauerkraut

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

Looka-looka like-a, like-a-like you wanna get some

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

If you never tell a lie then you never have to play dumb

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

Dirty baby, time, you're gonna take some

Pretty baby, love, you're gonna make some

Little lady, hearts, you're gonna break some

Kinda shady, tears, you're gonna fake some

Dirty baby, we've got a situation

Pretty baby, open invitation

Little lady, what a reputation

Kinda shady, now you're gonna make again

I know you can straddle the atmosphere

A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

I know you can battle the masses, dear

A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

"Oh god, oh no, oh no, it's getting worse, worse by the minute

We're down here at Division and 5th Street, somebody send for back up right now!"

Every other day you say you're gonna have to bury 'em

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

Famous last words, spoken from the Laserium

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

Descendents had a record, sayin' somethin' 'bout Milo

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

You can take the A-Train, but you're gonna have to lie low

(Whoop-de-whoop-de-get-ta-gala-goop-ta!)

I know you can straddle the atmosphere

A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

I know you can battle the masses, dear

A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Dirty baby, time, you're gonna take some

Pretty baby, love, you're gonna make some

Little lady, hearts, you're gonna break some

Kinda shady, tears, you're gonna fake some

Dirty baby, we've got a situation

Pretty baby, open invitation

Little lady, what a reputation

Kinda shady, now you're gonna make again

I know you can straddle the atmosphere

A tiny storm in your teacup, girl

I know we may never get out of here

A tiny storm in your teacup, girl