Roller Coaster Malpractice - Intro

Mommy, here come the roller coaster

Stand back, baby

Step inside, step inside, you beautiful people

And be careful, as the doors are now closing behind you

And for your safety, boys and girls

The bars will automatically lock down

For your protection

Welcome to the Roller Coaster Malpractice

Where only seven of you lovely people will be allowed on

And only four of you bloody cunts will be getting off

Wait a minute, you mean if the seven of us get on this motherfucker

Only four of us gon' make it?

That's correct, sir

So shut your fucking holes and hold on tight

And keep your arms inside the bloody cars

And get ready as we prepare to take you into the darkest caves of hell

The most lethal whiplash turns, the highest falls in the world

And the twisted tunnel of death

And when the buzzer sounds, the fun will begin

So be prepared, be scared

As there's no escaping

The Roller Coaster Malpractice