If I Were A Bell

Ask me how do I feel now that we're cozy and clinging

Well, sir, all I can say is if I were a bell I'd be ringing

From the moment we kissed goodnight

That's the way I just gotta behave

And if I were a lamp I'd light

Or if I were a banner I'd wave

Ask me how do I feel

Little me with my quiet upbringing

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring

Oh, and if I were a bell

I'd go, "Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!"

Ask me how do I feel

From this chemistry lesson I'm learning

Well, sir, all I can say

Is if I were a bridge I'd be burning

Well, I knew my morale would crack

From the wonderful way you looked

Boy, if I were a duck I'd quack

Or if I were a goose I'd be cooked

Ask me how do I feel

Now that we're fondly caressing

Pal, if I were a salad

I know I'd be splashing my dressing

Or if I were a season, I'd surely be spring, yes

And if I were a bell

Say if I were a bell

If I were a bell I'd go, "Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding!"