What'd I Say

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,

I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame

Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain

I'm drinkin'

TNT, smokin' dynamite,

I hope some screwball start a fight

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,

I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair,

I know you think that

I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' an' look over here,

I'll prove to ya, baby, that

I ain't no square

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,

I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good, babe,

I want you to know

One more drink, and

I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good, 'cause

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,

I hope you're ready for me