Junior’s Farm - One Hand Clapping Sessions

One, two, three, four

Huh

Oh, you should have seen me with the poker man

I had a honey and I made a grand

Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

Oh, I was talking to an Eskimo

Said, he was hoping for a fall of snow

When up popped a sea lion, ready to go

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Take me down to Jimmy

Oh, yeah

At the Houses of Parliament

Everybody's talking about the President

We all chipped in for a bag of cement

Bloody Hardy should have had more sense

He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence

All for the sake of a couple of pence

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Everybody's tagging along

Hey, yeah

Oh, yeah

Uh, huh

Huh-huh

I took my bag into a grocer's store

The price is higher than my time before

Old man asked me why is it more?

I said, "You should have seen me with the poker man"

I had a honey and I bet a grand

Just in the nick of time I looked at his hand

Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Junior's Farm, let's go, let's go

Down to Junior's Farm where I wanna lay low

Low life, high life, oh, let's go

Take me down to Junior's Farm (down to Junior's Farm)

Everybody's tag along (you've to tag along)

Take me down to Junior's Farm

Ooh, yeah

Ow! (Oh, oh, oh)

Take me back, take me back

I wanna go back, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh