Tiny Montgomery

Well you can tell ev'rybody

Down in ol' Frisco

Tell 'em

Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now ev'ry boy and girl's

Gonna get their bang

'Cause Tiny Montgomery's

Gonna shake that thing

Tell ev'rybody

Down in ol' Frisco

That Tiny Montgomery's comin'

Down to say hello

Skinny Moo and

Half-track Frank

They're gonna both be gettin'

Outa the tank

One bird book

And a buzzard and a crow

Tell 'em all

That Tiny's gonna say hello

Scratch your dad

Do that bird

Suck that pig

And bring it on home

Pick that drip

And bake that dough

Tell 'em all

That Tiny says hello

Now he's king of the drunks

An' he squeezes, too

Watch out, Lester

Take it, Lou

Join the monks

The C.I.O.

Tell 'em all

That Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now grease that pig

And sing praise

Go on out

And gas that dog

Trick on in

Honk that stink

Take it on down

And watch it grow

Play it low

And pick it up

Take it on in

In a plucking cup

Three-legged man

And a hot-lipped hoe

Tell 'em all

Montgomery says hello

Well you can tell ev'rybody

Down in ol' Frisco

Tell 'em all

Montgomery says hello