I Hate Everything

He was sitting there beside me

Throwin' doubles down, when he ordered up his third one

He looked around, then he looked at me

And said, I do believe I oughta have one more

He said I hate this bar, and I hate to drink,

But on second thought, tonight I think I hate everything

Then he opened up his billfold and threw a $20 down

And a faded photograph fell out and hit the ground

And I picked it up he said, "Thank ya bud"

I put it in his hand, he said

"I probably oughta throw this one away, 'cause she's the reason I feel this way,

I hate everything"

Well, I hate my job, and I hate my life

And if it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife

I know I should move on and try to start again,

But I just can't get over her leaving me for him

Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,

And said I hate everything

He said, That one bedroom apartment where I get my mail,

Is really not a home, it's more like a jail,

With a swimming pool and a parking lot view, "Man, it's just great!"

I hate summer, winter, fall, and spring,

Red and yellow, purple, blue and green

I hate everything

I hate my job, and I hate my life

And if it werent for my two kids, I'd hate my ex-wife

I know I should move on and try to start again,

But I just can't get over her leaving me for him

Then he shook his head and looked down at his ring,

And said I hate everything

So I pulled out my phone and I called my house

I said, "Babe, I'm coming home, we're gonna work this out"

I payed for his drinks,

And I told him thanks

Thanks for everything