Down Is The New Up

Get yourself together

Let the light pour in

Pour yourself a hot bath, pour yourself a drink

Nothing's going to happen without warning

Down is the new up

What is a butter cup?

Down is the new up, is the new up

Won't you be my girl?

Won't you be my girl?

Your services are not required

Your future's bleak, you're so last week

Ladies and gentlemen, without a safety net

I shall now perform a 180 flip-flop

I shall now amputate, I shall now contort

Because down is the new up

What if I just flip-flopped?

Down is the new up, down is the new up

Down is the new up, is the new up

You crawled off and left us

You crawled off and left us

Caught on Candid Camera

The chink in your armor

Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town

Shake your pockets out

Pass it on, pass it down

Topsy turvy town, topsy turvy town

Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up...