High Maintenance Woman

I see her layin' by the poolside every day

She ain't got a lot on, she ain't got a lot to say

She wouldn't look my way but buddy, what do you expect

I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex

And she'll go out dancin' 'bout 7:15

Climb into the back of a long limousine

I know where she's going, she's going downtown

I'm going downtown too and take a look around

See my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet

But I'm tryin' hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

I'm just sittin' 'round waitin' on a telephone call

After water pipe exploded in the livin' room wall

If your washer and dryer in need of repair

You know the handyman's waitin'

And he'll be right there[Pre-Chorus]

Twenty-four hours

Seven days a week

If it's gettin' clogged up or maybe startin' to leak

Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try

You know I got all the tools and I can satisfy

See my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't asked her out yet 'cause I don't know if I can

You see a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man, man

See my baby doll

She's my beauty queen

She's my movie star

Best I ever seen

I ain't hooked it up yet but I'm trying hard as I can

It's just a high maintenance woman

Don't want no maintenance man

Ain't no high maintenance woman

Gonna fall for a maintenance man, no