Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, i can do better than you can do,

i can do, we can do, i can do, much much better than you.

Anything you can do, i can do better.

i can do anything better than you.

no you can't.

yes i can.

no you can't.

yes i can.

no you can't.

yes i can, yes i can.

Anything you can be i can be greater.

sooner or later, i'm greater than you.

no, you're not.

yes i am.

no you're not.

yes i am.

no you're not.

yes i am, yes i am.

I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge.

i can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow.

we can do most anything.

can you bake a pie?

no.

well neither can i.

Anything you can sing i can sing louder.

i can sing anything louder than you.

no you can't.

yes i can.

no you can't.

sure i can.

no you can't.

yes i can

He sings pretty loud

I'm superior, no you're inferior.

i'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small.

i'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one,

i can beat you at anything', and that's not all.

Anything you can buy, i can buy cheaper.

i can buy anything cheaper than you.

fifty cents.

forty cents.

thirty cents.

twenty cents.

no you can't.

yes i can, yes i can.

Anything you can dig, i can dig deeper.

i can dig anything deeper than you.

thirty feet.

forty feet.

fifty feet.

Oh, go to diggin', kid

Oh, I'm so tired

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.

i can do it quicker and get even sicker.

i can live on bread and cheese.

and only on that?

yep.

so can a rat.

Any note you can reach, i can go higher.

i can sing anything higher than you.

no you can't.

yes i can.

no you can't.

yes i can.

anyone you can lick, i can lick faster.

i can lick anyone faster than you.

with your fist?

with my feet.

with your feet?

with an axe.

Call me a cab, kid

Anything you can do, i can do better.

i can do anything better than you.

no you can't.

yes we can.

no you can't.

yes we can.

no you can't.

yes we can, yes we can.