Oh Santa

Oh, there's a Bentley, a house in Chelsea

There's a myriad o' things that you can get me

A little pony, a bunch of Tony's

Oh, the things that you could do for me

Oh, Santa, oh, Santa

I know that you deliver everything I'm after

But you don't need to read another Christmas list

Just save a little kiss for me

Oh, a jacuzzi, oh, that'll do me

With a bubble bath and back rub with Clooney

Oh, an elixir, a super fixer

Oh, the things that you could do for me

Oh, Santa, oh, Santa

I know that you deliver everything I'm after

But you don't need to read another Christmas list

Just save a little kiss for me, oh

Oh, Santa

Yeah, there's a few things on my list

Few things I'd like

But there's not a lot that I really need

Or maybe?

Oh, a tiara, a baby llama

A private dinner with President Obama

A trip to outer space to get off my face

Oh, the things that you could do for me

Oh, Santa, oh, Santa

I know that you deliver everything I'm after

But you don't need to read another Christmas list

Oh, I know you got better things to do than this

Oh, you don't need to read another Christmas list

Just save a little kiss for me

Thank you, Santa