Double Trouble

When I see her and I see you

The first thing comes to my mind

What am I gonna do?

They say it's impossible to love two women

And in the name of love

Love them both at the same time

I keep telling myself, night after night

Oh, what a shame

But I swear to you, I love both of them

About the same

Oh, I've got double trouble

She knows I have another

You know what, it's a mutha

When you got double trouble

It started real early, on the phone

My wife was in the kitchen

When I thought she was gone

My girlfriend was on the line

How was she to know

We were gonna blow this time

Then I said to my conscience

Hey conscience, oh, what a disgrace

That I'm running with two women in this race

You know what, I've got double trouble

She knows I have another

You know what, it's a mutha

When you got double trouble

Oh well, I said to myself

I'm gonna leave one of you alone

But I'll be loving both of you

Soon after that silly thought is gone

You know what, I've got double trouble

She knows I have another

You know what, it's a mutha

When you got double trouble

Slipping and a-sliding

Peeping and a-hiding

It's a mutha, when you got double trouble

Double trouble

She knows I have another

You know what, it's a mutha

When you got double trouble