Drinkin' Beer And Wastin' Bullets

Out in the sticks with the squirrels and the ticks

And my 30-06, I'm running out of Miller Lite

Trucks in park, the dog won't bark couple hours 'til dark

Wishing one would walk by

Might as well left my gun in the gun rack

Been here all day

All I killed's a 12-pack

Sitting here waiting on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aiming at the empties, missing, hitting pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep moving

My baby's on the phone saying baby come home

Where you been and what you've been doing?

Well, I've been sitting here waiting on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

The only deer I've seen has been John Deere green

And that don't mean that I got a raw deal

'Cause ain't no boss calling me horse

Ticking me off on the edge of this cornfield

On my second box of Winchester hundred grains

I an't seen a big buck but it's been a good day

Sitting here waiting on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aiming at the empties, missing, hitting pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep moving

My baby's on the phone saying baby come home

Where you been and what you've been doing

Well, I've been sitting here waiting on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Sitting here waiting on a deer, drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Aiming at the empties, missing, hitting pine trees

It ain't my fault them cans keep moving

My baby's on the phone saying baby come home

Where you been and what you've been doing

Well, I've been sitting here waiting on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets

Sitting here, waiting on a deer

Drinkin' beer and wastin' bullets