Meet El Presidente

Yeah, mmh

Yeah

Yeah (yeah), mhm

Yeah (yeah), mmm

Miss November Tuesday

Bend your rubber rules

Take your time but don't take

Off your high-heeled shoes

She's in demand at dinner time (she's in demand)

She's on the factory wall (she's up on a factory wall)

And when the gentlemen retire (when they retire)

Guess who's in control?

She blew your money

On taking a cruise

If that isn't funny

Well, watch out teacher

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty

She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

Dressed in flimsy clothing

Use your lipstick line

To colour fear and loathing

With a pink disguise

You've never refused

When she lies back

Put a stripe on the Union

And a star in the Jack

She's on the case at dinner time (at dinner time)

She's on the evening news (seen her on the evening news)

And if you dare step out of line (step out of line)

You're going to be abused

You may not like it

You may not be scared

But hell has no fury

Like a young girl's ego

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty

She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

You might adopt an attitude (attitude)

Look on the moral side (look it on the moral side)

But if police are after you (after you)

Where's the best place to hide?

For this production

They gave her a gun

Ain't no director

So watch out actors

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty

She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

Ooh, ooh, when the chamber's empty

She said, "Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente"

Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente

Ooh, ooh, meet El Presidente