Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass

Our romance is growing flat

For you like this and the other

While I go for this and that

Goodness knows what the end will be

Oh, I don't know where I'm at

It looks as if we two will never be one

Something must be done

You say either, I say either

You say neither and I say neither

Either, either, neither, neither

Let's call the whole thing off, yes

You like potato and I like potato

You like tomato and I like tomato

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas

I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas

For we know, we need each other

So we better call the calling off, off

Oh, let's call the whole thing off, yes

You say laughter and I say larfter

You say after and I say arfter

Laughter, larfter, after, arfter

Let's call the whole thing off

You like vanilla and I like vanella

You saspiralla and I saspirella

Vanilla, vanella, chocolate, strawberry

Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off

Then we must part

And, oh, if we ever part

Then that might break my heart

So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters

I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters

For we know, we need each other

So we better call the calling off, off

Let's call the whole thing off

I say father, and you say pater

I saw mother and you say mater

Pater, mater, uncle, auntie

Let's call the whole thing off

I like bananas and you like banahnas

I say Havana and I get Havahna

Bananas, banahnas Havana, Havahna

Go your way, I'll go mine

So, if I go for scallops and you go for lobster

So alright, no contest, we'll order lobster

For we know we need each other so we

Better call the calling off off

Let's call the whole thing off