Next Contestant

I judge by what she's wearing

Just how many heads I'm tearing

Off of people coming on to her

(Each night seems like it's getting worse)

I wish she'd take the night off

So I don't have to fight off

Everybody coming on to her

(It happens every night she works)

They'll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all try coming on to her

(Don't they know it's never gonna work)

They think they'll get beside her

With every drink they buy her

As they all try coming on to her

(This time somebody's getting hurt)

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand

On my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you'd do it again

(Now watch you leave here limping)

I wish you'd do it again

(Now watch you leave here limping)

There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies

They're cool but twice as crazy

Just as bad for coming on to her

(Don't they know it's never gonna work)

Each time she bats an eyelash

Somebody's making a pass

Everyone keeps coming on to her

(This time somebody's getting hurt)

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand

On my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you'd do it again

(Now watch you leave here limping)

I wish you'd do it again

(Now watch you leave here limping)

There goes the next contestant

I'm hating what she's wearing

Everybody here keeps staring

Can't wait till they get what they deserve

(This time somebody's getting hurt)

Here comes the next contestant

Is that your hand

On my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you'd do it again

(Now watch you leave here limping)

I wish you'd do it again

(Now watch you leave here limping)

I wish you'd do it again

(Each night seems like it's getting worse)

I wish you'd do it again

(This time somebody's getting hurt)

There goes the next contestant