Don't Try To Keep Up With The Joneses

Now the neighbors who livenext door to us,

Night before they had a fuss

Gimme some money said the wife

He replied Not on your life!

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

Live as we used to be

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

They have more money than we

Now we used to have a joint account

Zero is now the amount

You spent it all on fancy clothes

And the shoes with open toes

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

Live as we used to be

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

They have more money than we

Now this is the last day for the rent

You can't have another cent

Now shut up! Before you lose me head

Put out the lights and go to bed!

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

Live as we used to be

Well,

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

You know

They got more money than we

I said

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

Live as we used to be

Well,

Don't try to keep up with the Joneses

They got, they got more money than we

Well,

don't try to keep up with the...

Why don't you get up andmake somemoney like the Joneses?

What's the matter with you?

This is alternation

For Pete's sakes

Make a little money,

We got to have something...

You make me sick!

You make me tired!

We have to keep up with the Joneses