Okie From Muskogee - Live 1971

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee

We don't take our trips on LSD

We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street

We like living right and being free

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of loving

We like holding hands and pitching woo

We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse

White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all

Leather boots are still in style, a man needs footwear

But beads and Roman sandals won't be seen

Football's still the roughest thing on campus

And the kids here still respect the college dean

Now, every time I see those hippie peace freaks

It really makes me feel like I'm a man

If I had my way I'd join the Ku Klux

And I'd burn them with their draft cards in their hands

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee

I'm proud to be a redneck from the South

Everywhere those Wallace voters know me

Love me or I'll punch you in the mouth

I said love me or I'll punch you in the mouth