Right Train, Wrong Track - Non LP B-Side

The train was leaving at ten after ten

I got to the station just in time to check in

I've been luggin' my bags all around

I'm trying hard to never knock people down

But I see I left a few on the ground

And as the train pulls away

I can hear the conductor say

Right track, wrong train (right track, wrong train)

Right track, wrong, train (right track, wrong train)

I'm not to blame (not to blame)

Right track, wrong train, train

They read my ticket, it said going nowhere

Everybody had the same tattooed face

All the women and men just dressed in lace

Oh, I gotta get out of this place

I should got off before

The engineer locked the door

Right track, wrong train (right track, wrong train)

Right track, wrong train (right track, wrong train)

I'm not to blame (not to blame)

Right track, wrong train

Train, train, train, hey!

Hey, that's a neat tattoo you're wearing

By the way, where'd you get it?

Uh, huh!

Say, is this an express train?

Uh, huh!

Snack bar? Uh, huh!

Uh, huh!

Something is happening so familiar to me

Is this the Outer Limits like on TV?

Another empty town fading to gray

Another open home sign on the way

Have a cup of coffee, have a nice day (hey!)

And as the train pushes off

We're headed for Babylon

Oh, no!

Right track, wrong train, woah

(Right track, wrong train)

Right track, wrong train (right track, wrong train)

Right track, wrong train (right track, wrong train)

Right track, wrong train

On the wrong train, on the right track

We don't know if she'll ever come back

Something is happening so familiar to me

Is this the Outer Limits like on TV?

Have a cup of coffee, have a nice day (hey!)

Right train (right track, wrong train)