Alley Oop (Mono)

Hey hey hey

Da da da

That's what I say

Da da da

There's a man in the funny papers we all know

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He lived way back a long time ago

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Well he don't eat nothin' but bearcat stew

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Oh well this cat's name is a-Alley Oop

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He's the toughest man there is alive

Alley Oop

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

Alley Oop

He's the king of the jungle jive

Look at that caveman go!

He's got a chauffeur that's a genuine dinosaur

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And he can knuckle your head before you count to four

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He's got a big ugly club and a headful of hair

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He's oohhhh eatin' grizzly bear

(*Laughter*)

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Forgot the words!

He's the toughest man there is alive

Alley Oop

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

Alley Oop

He's the king of the jungle jive

Look at that caveman go!

(*Scream*)

He rides through the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees

(*Scream*)

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And knocking great big monsters dead on their knees

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Other cats don't bug him "cause they know better

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"Cause he's a mean motor scooter and a bad go-getter

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Well, uh, he's the toughest man there is alive

Alley Oop

Wears clothes from a wildcat's hide

Alley Oop

He's a hully gully king of jive

(*Laugh*)

Well look at that caveman go!

(*Scream*)

There he goes

(There he goes.)

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Look at that caveman go

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Ride, daddy, ride

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Heigh-ho, dinosaur

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Oh my goodness, what a big brute he is! Hm!

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Oh, how would you like a dinosaur like that, for your own? Mm!

(*Laughter*)

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(G minor. D7.)

(What now? What now?)

(Just give me a minute.)

(Brian, I need a be flat [...]. You know I can't read.)