Crime Riddim

The feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

Sitting in my hotel, listening to beats

My bredrin said that he's in the rave, told me that I should reach

So I jumped in the shower, got ready quick

Pulled up in a taxi, text my bredrin, tell him I'm on the strip

I stepped in, went to the bar, made my order

I got my drink, I posted up in the darkest corner

This guy frantically jumping around and spilled my drink twice

But I really ain't tryna fight, really ain't tryna see no jail tonight

The feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

Feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

What the fuck? This pussyhole must've been off his nut

In the cut, jumping around like a little slut

I pulled him up, "Yo, you spilt my Hennessy out my cup"

And still tryna run it up, it's like this guy really wants to scuff

Flexing like he had something on the waist

Pull Shorty out the way, blaow, punch him in the face (yeah)

Made him Shmoney dance, I made him rock away (yeah)

We ran out of the dance, we could've got away (yeah)

But we came back, should've gone home and hit the sack (yeah)

But he never hit me back, I was like "That's a wrap", fuck that

Shorty found some gritty tings to keep us company (hi)

Then the feds run up on me and put the cuffs on me

What you know about four man in a cell? Couldn't sleep

Spending pennies in the pissing well

You should see my cellmate, he's in shit as well

Sitting here, just waiting to hear keys in the door

I'm tryna buss this case even if I gotta get on my knees in the court

Crazy

Trust me, Decs

Fucking hell, bredda, man

You actually got nicked?

Man, dickhead ting, fighting ting, fam

Look at my knuckle

Fucking hell, what? Strip-searched and?

Fam, not gonna lie, fam

Strip-searched, they made me liff up

The feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

Feds wanna shift man

Wanna put me in the van, wanna strip a man

Fuck that, I ain't a chippendale

Wanna strip a male, put me in a prison cell

Got me biting all my fingernails

So what, what happened, then?

So what's the settings now, bruv?

Well, man, I was just grovelling to the magistrates, man

Literally just begging for my life, bruv

A'ite, a-, you really gonna do that right now?

A'ite, I'ma fucking pull out the Bazooka

I'ma blast ya ass

You're gonna wish you never fucking did that

Eediot man, shut ya mout man

You're fucking pussy bro

You are a fu–, yo, I'ma (pussy? Bruv you're chat) I swear, right now

You're chatting shit over a fucking game bro, calm down

Oh yeah, where'd you learn that one, your fucking mother?

No your bludclart baby-mudda

Where you from?

London, know 'bout us, bro

You're a fucking scumbag

"Scumbag"

Yeah watch, turn around

I'ma blast you in the face right now

Bang, bang, bang

Yeah, pussy, pussy

Dickhead!

Okay, okay

Bro, share your location, share your location

I'll come to your yard, man

Big man ting, I'll come to your yard

You're gonna come into my house?

And actually think you're gonna do that?

Get the fuck outta here, bro

Come on, big man ting

I'm right here, motherfucker

Aite, aite, aite, say nuttin

Really? Really?

Still talking

Bruv, you're little gamer man, get me, I really do this bro

I do this every day

All day, every day

Lock arf my man

"Every day", oh yeah

Peace kid, later

Dickhead