King of the Road

Trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road

Third boxcar, midnight train

Destination, Bangor, Maine

Old worn out suit and shoes

I don't pay no union dues

I smoke old stogies I have found

Short, but not too big around

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road

I know every engineer on every train

All of their children and all of their names

Every handout in every town

And every lock that ain't locked

When no one's around

I sing

Trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road

I know every engineer on every train

All of their children and all of their names

Every handout in every town

And every lock that ain't locked

When no one's around

I sing

Trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road

Trailers for sale or rent

Rooms to let, fifty cents

No phone, no pool, no pets

I ain't got no cigarettes

Two hours of pushin' broom

Buys a eight by twelve four-bit room

I'm a man of means by no means

King of the road

King of the road

King of the road