Live With Me

I've got nasty habits

I take tea at three

Yes, and meat I eat for dinner

It must be hung up for a week

My best friend, he shoots water rats

And feeds them to his geese

Don't you think there's a place for you

In between the sheets?

Come on now, honey

We can build a home for three

Come on now, honey

Don't you want to live with me?

And there's a score of hair-brained children

They are a-locked in the nursery

They got earphone heads, they got dirty necks

They're so 20th century

Well, they queue up for the bathroom

'Round about 7:35

Don't you think we need a woman's touch to

To make it come alive?

You'd look good pram

Pushing down the High Street

Come on now, honey

Don't you want to live with me?

Oh, the servants, they're so helpful, dear

The cook, she is a whore

Yeah, the butler has a place for her

Behind the pantry door

Oh, for maid, she's French, ahe got no sense

She's wild from Crazy Horse

And when she strips, the chauffeur flips

The footman's eyes get crossed

Don't you think there's a place for us

Right across the street?

Don't you think there's a place for you

In between the sheets?