Every Song’s A Drinkin’ Song

Every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed

You don't have to wait on Hank

If you want to raise your glass

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

We got lovers without lovers

And broken-hearted brothers

And bad mother-truckers gettin' high

The cowboys wanted Jones

And the bikers, The Rolling Stones

Then the bartender said "There ain't no need to fight"

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed

You don't have to wait on Cash

If you're just here to get trashed

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

Ah, the jukebox, it ain't choosy

Me neither when I'm boozy

Here's a quarter, go on and put on what you want

Oh, if you got a grievance

Just save it, we don't need it

Just shut up and help us all just sing along

'Cause who here doesn't love a Hank Junior song?

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

Fast or slow, they all go good when you're buzzed

You don't have to wait on Nelson

If you're trying to raise some hell, son

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

(Come on boys, let's go to the bar, I need a drink!)

(Make it a double)

You don't have to wait on Dwight

If you're trying to get right

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'

You don't have to wait on Cline

If you just want some more wine

'Cause every song's a drinkin' song when you're drinkin'