Why Don't You Get A Job

My friend's got a girlfriend, man, he hates that bitch

He tells me every day

He says, "Man, I really gotta lose my chick

In the worst kind of way"

She sits on her ass, he works his hands to the bone

To give her money every payday

But she wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough

To keep the bill collectors at bay

I guess all his money, well, it isn't enough

'Cause that girl's got expensive taste

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Well, I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all, oh yeah

But, hey man, free rides just don't come along every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

My friend's got a boyfriend, man, she hates that dick

She tells me every day

He wants more dinero just to stay at home

Well, my friend, you gotta say

I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

I won't give you no money, I always pay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay

Na-na, why don't you get a job?

Hey, that's something everyone can enjoy