Feudin' And Fightin'

You don't love me, and you never did

You won't even help me mind these kids

All you wanna do is, run around every night

Givin' all the girls the eye

Well, you don't never comb your hair no more

You won't do the dishes, and you won't sweep the floor

So, how can you 'spect me to take you anywhere

Lookin' like a grizzly bear

Every durn night, they're a feudin' and a fightin'

Screamin' and a hollerin', like thunder and lightnin'

Dagburn neighbors, can't never agree

It's about to get the best of me

Keeps a sayin' that I outta call a cop

Layin' here a hopin' they'll stop

And the kids are a howlin', til they woke ours too

Why don't they hurry up, and get through

Well, I shoulda known better, than to marry you

Better lookin' critters, in the city zoo

You come home plastered, every night

And all you wanna do is fight

I do it, just to have a little fun

Have a drink of beer, when my work is done

I don't know why I ever bought that ring

Well, I guess I must a been insane

Every durn night, they're a feudin' and a fightin'

Screamin', and a hollerin', like thunder and lightnin'

Dagburn neighbors, can't never agree

It's about to get the best of me

Well, my wife keeps a sayin', that I outta call a cop

A hopin' they'd stop

And the kids are a howlin', til they woke ours too

Why don't they hurry up, and get through

And the kids are a howlin', til they woke ours too

Why don't they hurry up, and get through