Kon Queso

Give it a sec for the pain to start

This wreck right here, it ain't for the faint of heart

They thought they saw the worst verse

From the team of G men who seem like nerds at first

Once they get to know us people dig us

Leaders in the fight for equal rights for niggas

Inventor of the more demented flow, nobody doubt it

Just go for it, if you bout it bout it or rowdy, rowdy

Whatever's clever, the master fold

Who every hooker heard of but now, ho, know

If we see tomorrow, the next day classes

The villain in the back with the x-ray glasses

Have no fear, the ninja here

Feel 'em like the tinge in your ear from drinking ginger beer

When it's on loco head gon' lay low

And heat it like beef patty, coco bread kon queso

If you say so lace the whole case load

They say he wear a metal mask in case his face show

He told 'em they flows is bitch talk and ayo's

His whole crew walk with pitchfork and halos

Say, ho, if you never worked a J-O

And keep more cash then a stash in a peso

Okay, yo, y'all know who to follow

Tie 'em up in the crib and leave the place hollow

Oh, shoot, the goose is loose

So wild you couldn't chase it down with straight fruit juice

Frown like the first time you taste cous cous

Stash the deuce deuce, troops asking "truce, truce"

Today on intense wreck week

We have the super villain in his own defense to speak

It's all part of my mental techniques

Available to freaks and pencil neck geeks

Train the same brain to a insane train of thought

On a campaign trail he came to gain your support

Charge cash for a autograph

Say some shit to make your daughter laugh then slaughter the ass

See 'em on the big screen like Steve McQueen

Do something and never be back once he leaves the scene

Keep more medicated pads than Stridex

For his own side wrecks with no known side effects

Before you press charges use your noodle

So what when he grab the mic he scratch your cute cuticles

Keep your mouth shut, everything will be beautiful

It would be often rude to you, now get back to your hooty hoo

Damn it, it ain't worth the drama, can it

From the calm bandit eat rhymers like pomegranate

Soon as he stepped in he lit the room

Boom, reschedule my noon with Britt Hume

(Doom!) In love with Mary Jane, she's my main thing

Pulled her right from that web head, what a lame brain

Maintain and say it, don't spray it

You wanna see your girl again, you might as well pay it

If I had a dime for every rhymer that bust guns

I'll have a cool mil' for my sons in trust funds

When I was broker than a broke dick dog

I always kept a L to smoke in thick fog

When it rain it sure do thunderstorm

I got more rhymes in the summer than musty underarms

One, two, microphone checker

First learned to neck off a Home Ec homewrecker

This is back when he was like crib age

When he hit the stage, it's like a gauge to the rib cage

Break the mic like a rock star, break a guitar

Jump off the stage like, yee haw

We shall now vote for a new world leader. I nominate, DOOM. All in favor, say Aye

Aye!

Oh, no

DOOM, is master of the world

We must hurry

Wait! If you are really with us, prove it. Let me hear you say it.

Tell me that DOOM is a tyrant and must be overthrown

I-I have spent my life

Say it! You have spent your life serving a tyrant. DOOM must be stopped

I fear you're right, my friend

The President of the United States is on the phone

Mr. President, you're at the mercy of your deadliest enemy

It is time you learned once and for all, DOOM. The United States does not barter with terrorists

You never learn, do you?

Here, this is the address of friends in New York. They'll help