Look Ma, No Hands

I'll take a rainy day to make a champagne shower

Poach some horn and tusk to build an ivory tower

Been to Philadelphia the day it was closed

I walked to New Orleans down a Louisiana road

The skeletons they hung from the bushes and the trees

But not a skull among 'em said boo to me

In a time of wine and cheap cigars I'm on top of the world

Top of the world Ma

Look Ma no hands, look Ma ain't life grand

I'm a super power, I'm a handy man

Didn't I turn out, didn't I turn out to be

Everything you wanted Ma, ain't you proud of me

It takes a silver tongue to have the Midas touch

Not your alchemist making gold from rust

Been down in Roswell when the Martians came

I sailed to Mandeville across Lake Pontchartrain

Look Ma no hands, look Ma ain't life grand

I'm a super power, I'm a handy man

Didn't I turn out, didn't I turn out to be

Everything you wanted Ma, ain't you proud of me

The skeletons they hung from the bushes and the trees

But not a skull among 'em said boo to me

In a time of wine and cheap cigars I'm on top of the world

Top of the world Ma

Look Ma no hands, look Ma ain't life grand

I'm a super power, I'm a handy man

Didn't I turn out, didn't I turn out to be

Everything you wanted Ma, ain't you proud of me

Didn't I turn out, didn't I turn out to be

Everything you wanted Ma, ain't you proud of me