Well, Did You Evah?

I have heard among this clan

You are called the forgotten man

Is that what they're saying?

Well did you evah?

What a swell party this is

And have you heard

The story of a boy, a girl

Unrequited love?

Sounds like pure soap opera

I may cry

What a swell party this is

What frails

What cocks

What broads

What jocks

What furs, they're beautiful

Why, I've never seen such yuppiety

Neither did I

It's all just too swellegant

This French champagne

Domestic

So good for the brain

That's what I was gonna say

Well, you know you're a brilliant fellow?

Thank you, I am

Drink up, Jim

So, have you ever been out to LA lately? No, no, not recently

Well, I went there 'n' had a rent-a-car 'n' all

Oh really?

I got invited to Pia's house, Pia Zadora's house

Really?

Yeah

Was that nice?

Well, I didn't go

Oh

It woulda been swell though

Shoulda gone

It woulda been elegant

Elegant

Oh wait, look who's coming in now

Can you believe it?

I heard they dismantled Pickfair

It wasn't elegant enough

Yeah, probably full of termites

It's great, it's grand

Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Wonderland

La la la la la la la la la la la la lahhh

We sing, so rare

Like old Camembert

Have you heard the dying star?

She got bit in the Astor bar

Sauced again

Well did you evah?

What a swell party this is

Have you heard, it's in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah?

What a swell party

What a swell party

What a swellegant, elegant, smarty

A smarty party

A smarty party

I am a smarty

You are a smarty for coming to this party

That's right

Now piss off

That's clever