Percheron Mules

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

Grazing up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

I don't wanna drag my feet

Anything more small than that

It ain't worth the feed it takes

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Yeah, a team the size of tanks

And a hundred head of goat

When I get the pigpen built

I'm a find a couple shoats

And I'll name 'em after y'all

And they'll all look just like me

Rollin' 'round a pile of shit

Just as happy as can be

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

(Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares)

Grazing up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

(Sixteen hands, sixteen hands)

I don't wanna drag my feet

(He don't wanna drag his feet)

Anything more small than that

(Anything more small than that)

It ain't worth the feed it takes

(It ain't worth the feed it takes)

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

(Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks)

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Yeah, a team of Percheron mules

Pullin' rebuilt number nine

Slidin' stone boats 'cross the hill

For to stack the stones so high

I don't mind to beat the rock

But my back can't take the haul

But with these here, Percheron mules

It ain't troublin' me at all (hey!)

(They don't need their oil changed)

They don't burn gasoline (ow ow ow ow)

They stock in all the compost that I need

(Compost that he needs)

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares

(Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares)

Grazing up and down my dreams

Nothin' less than sixteen hands

(Sixteen hands, sixteen hands)

I don't wanna drag my feet

(He don't wanna drag his feet)

Anything more small than that

(Anything more small than that)

It ain't worth the feed it takes

(It ain't worth the feed it takes)

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

(Mammoth Jacks, Mammoth Jacks)

Throwin' mules the size of tanks

Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks

(Give him big 'ol Mammoth Jacks)

Throwin' mules the size of tanks