My Ding-A-Ling - Live At The Lancaster Arts Festival/1972

We got to do our alma matter, we must do our alma matter

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!

Hmm, and then mama took me to grammar school

But I stopped off in the vestibule

Every time that bell would ring

Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling, oh

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

Oh, that is beautiful

You know what I heard, I heard

I heard two girls over here singing in harmony, that's all right, honey

This is a free country, live like you wanna live, baby!

Yeah, ain't nobody gonna knock it, doll, mm-mm

Yeah, freedom

Yes sir, there's one guy right over here singin' "mine" too, that's all right, brother!

Yes sir, you got a right, baby, ain't nobody gonna bother you, tell you

Once I was climbing the garden wall

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard I heard bells ring

But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

Hmm, you know that's future parliament out there singin'?

Oh yeah! (yeah!)

Hmm, once I was swimming 'cross turtle creek

Man, them snappers all around my feet

Sure was hard swimming 'cross that thing

With both hands holding my ding-a-ling

Oh, my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

That's so beautiful

I think it's a beautiful little song, really I do

And guess what, everybody's still not singing

There's a few right down front here that's not singing

We're gonna dedicate this verse to those who will not sing, yes sir

Hmm, this here song it ain't so sad

The cutest little song you ever had

Those of you who will not sing

You must be playing with your own ding-a-ling

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

Oh, your own, ding-a-ling, your own ding-a-ling, we saw you playing with your ding-a-ling

Oh, my ding-a-ling, everybody sing, I want to play with my, everybody

My ding-a-ling, oh, my, ding-a-ling

Slow down, I want to play, everybody, with my ding-a-ling!