The Taliban Song - Live

We call it "The Taliban Song"

Everybody snap your fingers, c'mon

Check it out

I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man

And I got a little two-bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan

Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand since they moved in

They call themselves the Taliban

Ooh, yeah, the Taliban

Singin', ooh, the Taliban, baby

Oh, yeah

Now I ain't seen my wife's face since they came here

They make her wear a scarf over her head that covers her from ear to ear

She loves the desert and the hot, white sand

But man, she's just like me, nah, she can't stand

The Taliban (ooh, the Taliban, baby)

But you know, someday soon we're both gonna saddle up

And it'll be, ride, camel, ride

My old lady, she'll be here with me, just smilin' right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip the finger to the Taliban

I know where you comin' from, brother

This is a patriotic love song

So y'all feel free to salute if you want to

I give you permission

Now they attacked New York City 'cause they thought they could win

Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end

Mr. Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran, and said

"Now, you sons-of-bitches, you better not be doin' any business with the Taliban"

So we prayed to Allah with all of our might

Until those big U.S. jets came flyin' one night

They dropped little bombs all over their holy land

Man, you should have seen 'em run, like rabbits, they ran

The Taliban

You know someday soon we're both gonna saddle up

And it'll be ride, camel, ride

My old lady, she'll be here with me, just smilin' right by my side

We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkmenistan

We'll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

We'll bid a fair adieu and give a big boner to the Taliban

Taliban

Whoo, y'all's patriotic now