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Super Smash Bros. Veterans Cypher Lyrics

[POLITICESS: MARIO]

Bitch I’m the best, nobody on top of kid

Think you is then you must be out of it

Put you on the Side B, tryna fight me

Got a stick with two beams like you chick test positive, aye

No one want the fade

Metal on my body, finna charge, I spray

Man brought the whole gang

Think you got the jump on me

Metal fly when the arm get raised, wait

Huh! What they doing?

She going down on my pipe, we in a new stage!

We high as fuck, hit a brick, see how the shroom taste

Got a team full of all stars and we known to move weight

Finna have the fight on blu ray

Say you beating us today?

Touché

[IAMCHRISCRAIG: LINK]

Hе don’t want static with Link

I am the type to leavе you on a stretcher

Armed with the metal, I put a round to his body

If he wanna step in my temple

Get dismantled, I do it all for the gold

So you taking your final breath

The last person who tried forcing me?

He met death

You don’t want smoke with him

Got weapons in the game know I’m toting them

Li’l brother wanna play like a Titan

I’m Levi, know I’m not gonna go for it

Everybody better know I’m the coldest one to step upon the scene

Do not mess with me, you might catch a 3 stock

LoZ, repped with a green top

Walking with the gold on my wrist like a G-shock[JIXPLOSION: KIRBY]

Ey, stick on my hand like I'm Meta Knight

They be sleeping on me like the meta might

Spit up the bars when I inhale

Yo, I be so cold like I'm in hail

See you in hell when I huff and I puff

Yo, this little piggy be the wolf

And you know I got the beam like I took in a Waddle Doo

And then the finger go “brrt!"

Hol up, your chick and me, yeah we got a lot in common

She be so pink and her chest be a large one

Leading the Warriors like Kerr be

I'm Kirby, when I get above, who be stopping me

Nobody popping me, never running out of air like I'm Shady

I be a convertible, call me DaBaby

And people be saying I suck

But that's how I be getting the ladies, yuh

[COLAKONG: PIKACHU]

Knock me back,

I’ll recover fast

I ain’t ever had to wonder that

Gonna leave your people understaffed

When your red cheeks get thunder-clapped

I ain’t one to brag, but I'm top tier

If an opp’s here, then they losing

I been known to throw around fear

Hear the crowd cheer when they

choose me

Speed up on the beat, I'm on a Quick Attack

You can try and land a hit but imma slip right past

And if you don’t think you’re getting turned to crisp and

Ash

I’ll get serious and turn around like “Bitch that’s cap”

You may think I’m here to play, but all the people know

When I get to blasting off you see the twinkle glow

And if you still wanna tell me that I

don’t strike twice

Then I'll end this fight in a single blow[CARTER SAUCE: DONKEY KONG]

Assaulting back since ‘81

And I got opps looking down the barrel

I’m rollin’ it’s all games and fun

First fire balls, I’m bringing peril

Don’t live by Rools here

But that, you may already know

Shed crocodile tears

But I’ll leave a King with a K.O

Yo, tie it together with class

Name is Donkey but you looking like ass

Ain’t got an island but skulls I will smash

Don’t fuck with fam, we furious and fast

Soup’s on! And the sale’s are great

Can’t get the jump - man you fool

Try to get a read on DK?

Then I guarantee you all getting schooled

[KNIGHT OF BREATH: SAMUS]

Bounty Hunter ready

To stun her and gun her

Anyone who gets in my way

They should run in herds

Charge up to full power

If Smash roster’s a tower

I’m top above the cowards

You’ll face deadly encounters

Beyond time and space

Maybe you should give me space

Step back try to run or you’ll get it to the face

You’re losing this race[SKY LIMITS: FOX]

Armed with my blaster, aim straight for your head

Don't need a staff, play some Zelda instead

Bounty for hire,

my kicks are metallic

My home’s in the sky, I ain't losing my balance

I'm an animal, in this game

If you see my face you tasting this flame

Every other character is so lame

I be sly like a fox, they howling my name (McCloud!)

Landmaster gonna rock your shit

Arwing cause I'm fly like this

Dodge hits, and I never miss

Shoot ‘em up, leaving you in bits

All you bitches are zeros

You be facing off with the hero

If you talk shit, I get tricky

If you need some fixing call in slippy

[NICKY TRAKKS: YOSHI]

It’s over easy If I get to lobbing eggs

No one can beat me when I get to stomping heads

They wanna be me kinda obvious

Listen, you can’t see me, get ya optics fixed

All green, from an island

Smoking on that tropic shit

Yeah, I mean it’s kinda logical

The way I drop my foes

You could say it’s chronological

On the edge I stop, drop and roll

Head to head you don’t want this bro

Left for dead you should watch ya tone, Yoshi

[FREECED: LUIGI]

Who put this “L” on my forehead?

They got it warped, better sober up

I'll leave a brother looking more red

Put em in a bag like a Poltergust

If we're talking Luigi, you're not gonna see me

I'm rocking a three stock armed to the teeth

With a mop and a Shop-Vac propped

On a Ouija, too Elegant for the scene

And it just don't stop when the fists go pop

And the missile drop with the green expansion

If your Boo's in the house getting hoovered off

I guess it must be my mansion

[GARBAGEGOTHIC: JIGGLYPUFF]

They see me rollin’

But you know that ain’t nobody hatin’

Not one for gloating

But my ego may just be

inflated

I get to floating

Yeah I skip and hop with my

six jumps

Dip and dodge when I mix chumps

If you want my prediction

You’ll get kicked, son! Act tough

But like

hypnosis, they sleep on me

These goons get slapped up

And by the time they notice, I’m beyond reach

These blows I let fly are to much for you

So may I suggest

It’s past your bedtime

So how about you give this a rest

[MAC RO: NESS]

Here come the best

Number one player that you could select

I saved the planet so pay your respects

Calling me Ness the way I finesse

Making em jump like I’m pressing on X

Tell me who’s next, I’ll take on anybody that you got

Ready to fight if you come to my block

I keep a bat just to deal with the opps

Even Pikachu’s getting shocked

I don’t really play no games just watch

I got the hammer ain’t talking a Glock

You know my name and its up at the top, yuh

Always ready for the next battle

I knocked out Sonic and Shadow

Calm waters they been shallow

I’m first place I make heads rattle, aghhh

[DIGGZ DA PROPHECY: CAPTAIN FALCON]

F the Zeros, I ain't in this for the bounty

Already got enough paper

I'm the greatest you can crown me

There ain't a limit

So go ‘head and set a boundary

‘Cuz I'm kicking through the BS

Bird of prey, you couldn’t ground me

So what's the run time?

Break it like it's lunch time

Boost to my ability

I'm better when it's crunch time

Don't get me heated

All that's needed is that one time

Falcon, yea

I'm the greatest with the punchlines