One Night Stand - (Bonus Track)

Friday night in California

Everybody busy making plans

Henrietta's got a hot date

With a drummer from a local band

(Whoo)

She's agreed that they can meet up

When he's finished working at the gym

Henrietta's got a picture

But she doesn't think it looks like him

One night stand

All she wants is a one-night romance

Take my hand

And let's pretend we're in love

I got to get out, let myself go

Sing like a cowboy, rodeo-doe

Dance like a slave in Caligula's Rome

Baby, I don't want to go home

See, Henrietta's in a potentially dangerous situation

She hasn't validated the identity

Of the young man she's dating

It could lead to all sorts of misdemeanors

When they finally got to make love

She could tell that there was something wrong

Henrietta's little drum boy

Was playing to a different song

One (one) night (night) stand (stand)

All she wanted was one (one) night's (night's) romance

So take (take) my (my) hand (hand)

And let's pretend we're in love

I said, one (one) night (night) stand (stand)

That's all she wanted, was one (one) night's (night's) romance

Take (take) my (my) hand (hand)

And let's pretend we broke up (ah, yeah)

'Cause I got to get out, let myself go

Sing like a cowboy, rodeo-doe

Dance like a slave in Caligula's Rome

Well, baby, I don't want to go home

(No, I don't, ooh)

Yeah, she got lucky this time

Didn't realize the danger she was in

Left herself wide open