(We're Not) The Jet Set

By a fountain back in Rome

I fell in love with you

In a small café in Athens

You said you loved me too

And it was April in Paris

When I first held you close to me

Rome, Georgia

Athens, Texas

Paris, Tennessee

No, we're not the jet set

We're the old Chevrolet set

There's no Riviera

In Festus, Missouri

And you won't find Onassis

In Mullinville, Kansas

No, we're not the jet set

We're the old Chevrolet set

But ain't we got love?

No, we're not the jet set

We're the old Chevrolet set

Our steak and martinis

Is draft beer with Weiners

Our Bach and Tschaikowsky

Is Haggard and Husky

No, we're not the jet set

We're the old Chevrolet set

But ain't we got love?

No, we're not the jet set

We're the old Chevrolet set

The Jones and Wynette set

Ain't the flamin' Suzette set

Our Bach and Tschaikowsky

Is Haggard an'...