Peel Me A Grape

Peel me a grape, crush me some ice

Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow

Stub me a smoke, talk to me nice

You've got to wine and dine me

Don't you try to fool me, bejewel me

Either amuse me or lose me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Pop me a cork, French me a fry

Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bonbons

Chill me some wine, keep standing by

Just entertain me, champagne me

Show me you love me, kid glove me

Best way to cheer me, cashmere me

I'm getting hungry, peel me grape

Here's how to be an agreeable champ

Love me and leave me in luxury's lap

Hop when I holler, skip when I snap

When I say, "Do it", jump to it

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab

Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals

Just hang around, pick up the tab

And never outward think me, just mink me

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me

New thunderbird me, you heard me

I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape

Here's how to be an agreeable champ

Love me and leave me in luxury's lap

Hop when I holler, skip when I snap

When I say, "Do it", jump to it

Send out for scotch, boil me a crab

Cut me a rose, make the tea with the petals

Just hang around, pick up the tab

Never out think me, just mink me

Polar bear rug me, don't bug me

New thunderbird me, you heard me

I'm getting hungry

Peel me a grape

One of the seedless kind