Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom

Just after a shower and she

Plays with my make-up and creams

Keeps trying to look like me

And goes through the motions, posing this way and that

Holding it in, if it makes you feel better

Then knock yourself out

And say hi there

To my bad body double

Ah mmh, mmh

This is my bad body double trouble

Oh no

My bad body double

Ah mmh, mmh

I've got bad body double trouble, oh

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble alright

Yeah, yeah

Sometimes I manage to lose her, shake her

At a bar, in the gym for five minutes

It feels so good to be back on my own self again

Can get quite confusing

We look face similar, except she's got some greys and

A little extra weight on the sides and

Dimply thighs, I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid of

No, no, not now

We're having quite an intimate personal moment

(Not now)

Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time?

(Not now)

As you can see I've got someone quite nice here with me

Can't we just be left alone?

I guess that's a no then

Seen as you're still here

Seen as you're still here

Here

It's not me, no

It's my bad body double

Ah mmh, mmh

I've got bad body double trouble

Oh no

My bad body double

Ah mmh, mmh

I've got bad body double trouble

Aah!

Bad body double

Ah mmh, mmh

I've got bad body double trouble

Oh dear

My bad body double

Ah mmh, mmh

My bad, bad body double trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble alright

Yeah, yeah, yeah

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble alright

Yeah, yeah, right there

Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her

Everywhere I go, everywhere I go, go

Can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her, can't shake her

Everywhere I go everywhere I go, go

Say hi there (my bad body double)

To my bad, bad, bad, bad body double (my bad body double trouble)

She's trouble, mmh whoa

I can't shake her (my bad body double)

And I hate her, I hate her; I'm a hater, I'm a hater, I'm a

Hater (my bad body double trouble)

She's everywhere I go

I'm gonna get rid (my bad body double)

Of you once and for all

Gonna roll you out (my bad body double trouble)

On a pilates rubber ball

Sweat and step up (my bad body double)

The pace and the gradient

Starting tomorrow (my bad body double trouble)

I am your nemesis (everywhere I go)

Can't shake her, can't shake her

Bad body double (can't shake her, can't shake her)

Bad body double trouble

Starting tommorow (everywhere I go)