Stoned Is the Way of the Walk

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)

Well, it's the Alley Cat puffin' on a hootie rat

Some think I'm a criminal

But, yo I ain't all of that

Hit you with the baseball bat

When you wanna ill, though

Wanna mess around

You get fucked on the hill bro

Kick it like a steel toe, real slow

Hits from the bong, make me feel like Cheech

And I'm kickin' it with Chong

Just like Cheech & Chong (Chong), frontin' with ice cream

Cypress Hill is here to give you a nice dream

Speak it like a rolla', and you know it's rolled tightly (tightly)

I'm like the funky beat so, why ya tryin' to fight me

Pigs often cite me, that's not polite G

And any hour of the day you know I might be

Harassed by a pig real fast

They wanna Rodney King me

Always tryin' to crown my ass

Ain't got no class (no class)

I hit their ass like the Buddha that's stinky

They wanna scruff but, they just so rinky-dinky

I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk

Sen got the Philly, and he's gonna light the blunt

Sippin' at the Khufu make me go cuckoo

Somethin' like loco then turn into this loo coo

Bringin' the beta, yeah, now the funk is risin'

Got the beta bass and the nasal highs and

As I kick a trip, it comin' straight from my sinus

Crazy nasal vocals, cannot make the hotties loco

I remember Sister Maggie, breast were kinda saggy

Used to sell me Buddha outta fucked up little baggies

Honeyed up a twenty even when I had no money

She said, "Pay me back with some Latin dick, sonny"

He never went out, and I don't think I'm gonna

Just for some Buddha, she wanted me to bone her

Demeaning, ya think ya know what I'm meanin'

I got somethin' for the hoes to be schemin'

On the Buddha-Real. I take a trip to Hootaville

I'll throw ya out the door of my big blue Seville

Then light another joint

This ain't no exploitation (point)

For we are the one's stonin' in the ways of the masters (of the masters, yeah)

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)

Stoned is the way of the walk (as I stroll the ever way)

Hit they ass, hit they ass (as I stroll)

Make the Buddha get stinky (get stinky)

Woo, woo

Alas, Cap'in there's a ship in sight

Haha, blast 'em!