Computer Blue - Hallway Speech Version

Wendy?

Yes, Lisa?

Is the water warm enough?

Yes, Lisa

Shall we begin?

Yes, Lisa

Where is my love life?

Where can it be?

There must be something wrong with the machinery

Where is my love life?

Tell me, where has it gone?

Somebody please, please tell me what the hell is wrong

'Til I find the righteous one

Computer blue

'Til I find the righteous one

Computer blue

Oh

Where is my baby?

Where can she be?

Somebody please, please tell me what is wrong with me

Where is my baby?

Tell me, where has she gone

Somebody please, please tell me what the hell is wrong

Oh

'Til I find the righteous one

Computer blue

'Til I find the righteous one

Computer blue

Yeah

The computer's on the verge of breakdown!

Come on

Aw baby, don't make me

Poor lonely computer

It's time someone programmed you

It's time you learned love and lust

They both have four letters

But they're entirely different words

Poor lonely computer

Poor, poor lonely computer

Do you really know what love is?

No, no, ah, oh

Na, na, na, na, na

Wave your hands in the air

Now everybody sing it: na, na, na, na, na

Everybody work out

Work out, work out

Na, na, na, na, na

Everybody work out

Work out, work out

Na, na, na, na, na

Everybody work out

He didn't like living home alone

The house where he lived had many hallways

It was a long walk to his bedroom

Because to him each hallway represented an emotion

Every one vastly different from the next

One day while she was with him, he decided to name each one of them

She was at his side, one hand on his thigh

No, wait

She was sort of half a step behind him

Yeah

The grip on his thigh intensified as they walked slowly through the corridor

He named the hallway: Lust

And as they passed through the next one

He named it: Fear

The grip she now loosened so he walked faster

Her hands now trembling

She let drop to her side as he wrote the word: Insecurity

He looked in her eyes and smiled a demon smile

And quickly walked on to the next

Corridor after corridor he named almost all when suddenly

He stopped

He picked up the word: Hate

She was gone

So he picked up the last one: Pain

On the verge of a breakdown

What is life without love?

It's hell, Computer Blue!

Father, Father, the sun is gone (the sun is gone)

Father, Father

The dawn (father, father)

Where is the dawn?

(Where is the dawn, father?)

Aoh!

Na, na, na, na, na (auh, auh! Auh, auh!)

Na, na, na, na, na (Na, na, na, na, na)

Shall I go to church on Sundays?

Shall I stay home and pray?

Shall I try to make her happy?

Shall I try to make her stay?

Narrow-minded computer

Somebody please, please tell me

It's time someone programmed you

Somebody please, please tell me what's wrong with me

It's time you learned women are not butterflies

They're computers too

Just like you, Computer Blue

(Where is my baby?)

Chauvinistic computer

It's time someone programmed you

(Na, na, na, na, na)

You fall in love too fast and hate too soon

And take for granted the feeling's mutual

(The feeling's mutual!)

We're computers too

Just like you, Computer Blue

(Ya, ya, ya, ya!)