Swings Both Ways

I'm coming out of the sandbox

You'll get covered in dog doo

I'm gonna get off the see-saw

Say goodbye to your mama

Oh yeah let's get high on some pop rock

Pop rock and coke

I'll blow your sucker

Teach you how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes

Don't head your bets, doubled down

If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town

Turn that smile upside down

Happy people don't have sex

Now Robbie

Everybody Swings Both Ways

From the butches, the bandits

The? of faggots and singers with everything they need

Everybody Swings Both Ways

Face it Robbie,

You're a little bit gay

I'm Getting hard on the pavement

Can you find me some grass?

I have a certain arrangement

Up the kyber pass

Oh yeah

Let's get high with some fruitcake

Fruitcake and tea

And after I've done her,

Well you can do me

Don't head your bets doubled down

If you wanna get ahead in tinsel town

Just follow me you enormous clown

Clever people don't have sex?

Now Rufus

Everybody Swings Both Ways

The bully, the bigot

The giants, the midget

And singers with everything they need

Everybody Swings both ways

Face it Rufus you're a tad gay

Face it Robbie, your a little bit,

Gay