When You're Ugly Like Us (You Just Naturally Got to Be Cool)

Hey george!

(Hey)

I hear you been calln' me ugly

That aint exactally what i said john

Well what exactally did you say

This is exactally what i said

When you're ugly like john you just naturally gotta be cool

You gotta walk just right, keep your package wrapped tight and don't break no rules

You've got to give it away you'll never sell it

Have the right venus and say wow when you tell it

When you're ugly like john you just naturally gotta be cool

Aww yeah, well let me tell you something

When you're ugly like george you got to give a lady all you can

Use the right tools and she'll be a fool to want a better man

Aww huh

Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it

It can be on a check george you better not waste it

When you're ugly like george you just naturally gotta be cool

John when you look like this you got to steal a kiss thats the only way

You've got to find yourself a chick that aint too quick and she just might stay

We may be ugly but we got what she needs

We dont give it to her 'till she begs and pleads

When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool

Yeaaahh

When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool

Yeah

Hey george

Yeah

Wheres that stick

What stick

(You just got to be cool)

That ugly stick they whooped us with

Well how ugly do you think we really are

(Got to be cool)

We so ugly

(Got to be cool)

They got freight trains and dirt and rovers

(Got to be cool)

Too bad we aint pretty like women george