Noise Brigade

Without any training, it's pouring, it's raining

Training or a trade, hey, you bet I'm afraid

Unequipped with a skill, but I'm thrilled with the thrill

Underskilled, unprepared

Hey, who wouldn't be scared

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Dime for a dozen if that's what you're after

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

A moment of silence, a lifetime of laughter

So bring on the obstacles and burn me a bridge

I'm not sure should I call, this a break or a bridge?

There ain't none too high if I'm up for the climb

I'll go zero to 60 and stop on a dime

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Dime for a dozen if that's what you're after

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

A moment of silence, a lifetime of laughter

On the brighter side and on a happier note

The noise, well, it's just love that gets caught in my throat

The end of the line's not the end of a rope

Just a salesman selling a bucket of hope

When the bucket gets kicked and my chips are all cashed

My intentions, conventions are finally smashed

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

Dime for a dozen if that's what you're after

Whoa-oh-oh-oh

A moment of silence, a lifetime of laughter