White Claw

Grab a Claw, baby

I know a girl, she's got her flaws

She's gluten-free, but I got sauce

And I'm a gentleman, so without a pause

I brought her a case of Claws, let's drink 'em

Black cherry and lemon-lime

And mango, I've got every kind of Claw

Which one you want?

Oh, whiskey is just not for me

Tequila makes it hard to see at all

So when he calls

Say ---- it all

Baby, let's have a Claw

Let's hear it for the boss, let's have a round of applause

For the man who's doing all he can for what a woman wants

Oh he likes to think I'm broken 'cause it makes him feel important

And he'd give anything to save me, oh, he thinks I'm his baby

Sometimes I'd love to leave him, but I think he'd just stop breathing

Besides, all my friends love him and so do their mothers

Because

He brought the Claws

Oh, I brought 'em, baby

Black cherry and lemon-lime

And mango, I've got every kind of Claw

Which one you want? (Which one you want?)

Oh, whiskey is just not for me

Tequila makes it hard to see at all

So when you call (So when you call)

Say ---- it all

Baby, let's have a Claw

She's recently divorced and she likes medicine for horses

So I'll risk my freedom for it, got me dodging law enforcement

She's in love with me, but I'm in love with tweaking

Weekdays, she's at work, so we get wasted on the weekend

Said she's dairy-free, but I always catch her cheesing

And he might just have a Claw, but he's never going vegan

Not at all, but when I call (But when she calls)

Black cherry and lemon-lime

And mango, I've got every kind of Claw

Which one you want? (Which one you want?)

Oh, whiskey is just not for me

Tequila makes it hard to see at all

I can't see at all, so when you call

Say ---- it all (So when he calls)

Baby, let's have a Claw