Roadkill

Well, I touch down run to my connection

A man in the gift shop called me a fag

I feel like my tucked-up erection

There's pressure all over my head

And I know that's how I get paid

But it's not really how I wanna get laid, so

Hundred forty when I last got weighed

And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday

And they're playing your song on the radio station

Muggin' me off all across the nation

If you don't eat, then you'll never grow

I should've learned that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes

Makin' out with people that you don't like

I know you don't feel alright

But you look just fine to me

Well, I pissed myself on a Texan intersection

With George spilling things all over his bag

And I took shit for being quiet during the election

Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy

I get stoned and go where I'm gettin' paid

But it's not really how babies get made

So, I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping

Oh, I'm just a busy guy

And they're playing your song on the radio station

Muggin' me off all across the nation

If you don't shoot, then you'll never know

You should've learned that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes

Takin' out your shit on the ones you like

You know, I didn't feel alright

Until you spoke to me

You

I've been waiting for you

My whole life waiting for you

I've been waiting for you

Well, I'm gonna get a condom, that's for her protection

And then maybe I'll get myself a fun night